No, not this one:
I started riding the train to work in December (thank you, DART) and I've learned a couple of things that I think are important for anyone who is making the decision to do the same.
Rules for Riding the Train to Work:
1. Don't lose your ticket. The transit police don't believe you when you say, "Really! I bought one!" The citation isn't cheap, either.
2. The guy talking to himself is not on a Bluetooth headset.
3. Don't get so into your book that you miss your transfer station.
4. That is not soup spilled in the corner.
This is all I have so far. I might add a few more as I come across them.